Praetorian School Bus Launched by Torous: Children Can Go to School Safely Even on Snowy Days

Kids are generally not fans of school, and Torsus just made it less likely that bad weather will keep them away from it. Meet the new Praetorian School Bus, the latest iteration of the brand's four-wheel drive bus that offers the off-road chops necessary to tackle just about any obstacle that crosses its path. No longer will snow, sleet, fallen trees, or most other natural disasters prevent children from getting to school (given this thing's slab sides, though, we'd probably refrain from taking it out during a hurricane). Sorry kids.

孩子们通常不大喜欢学校，而Torsus（总部位于捷克的某汽车公司）则使孩子们即使在恶劣的天气，很大可能也要去上学。他们推出的全新的“禁卫军校车”，是该品牌四轮驱动公车的最新版本，具备越野功能，可以解决路上遇到的几乎所有障碍。无论是下雪，雨夹雪，倒下的树木或其他大多数自然灾害都不能阻止孩子上学（不过，考虑到车是由厚板组成，我们可能不会在飓风期间使用）。

Credit the vehicle's more than 13 inches of ground clearance, ability to wade through more than 35 inches of water, knobby Michelin tires, and standard four-wheel-drive system. With up to 290 hp and nearly 850 lb-ft of torque produced from its diesel-drinking 6.9-liter engine, the hefty Praetorian makes up for its limited top speed of 62 mph with its plentiful low-end grunt, which ought to help the bus claw its way through the toughest environments.

这一切都要归功于它超过13英寸的离地间隙、在超过35英寸的水中的涉水能力、多节的米其林轮胎以及标准的四轮驱动系统。凭借290马力和近850磅-英尺的扭矩，它的6.9升柴油发动机可消耗柴油，用大量的“咕噜声”来弥补它62英里/小时的最高速度，这帮助它在最恶劣的环境中前行。

At 165.4 inches long, the Praetorian School Bus rides on a much shorter wheelbase than typical school buses, such as the Thomas Saf-T-Liner HDX, which sports a variety of wheelbases that vary in size from as short as 181 inches to as long as 277 inches. No surprise, the Thomas offers the ability to ferry up to 90 passengers, or more than double that of the Praetorian School Bus, which offers seating for just 35 rugrats.

“禁卫军”校车长165.4英寸，轴距比普通校车大得多。比如Thomas safi -t - liner HDX，它的轴距大小从181英寸至277英寸不等。不出意外的话，“托马斯”巴士最多能载90名乘客，载客量是“禁卫军”校车的两倍多，后者的载客量为35人。

Accompanying the requisite yellow paint of the Praetorian School Bus are custom seats that sport a pattern seemingly inspired by the math overlays used in the now meme-famous card counting scene from The Hangover. It's the perfect tie-in, really, because with the Praetorian's ability to make its way to school through just about all weather and environmental conditions, the kids on board will be so hungover from learning that they might just discover counting cards is no harder than drawing stick figures.

与禁卫军校车必备的黄色油漆相配的是定制座椅，上面的图案似乎是受到了《宿醉》中著名的数牌场景的启发。这真的是一个完美的搭配，因为“禁卫军”可以在各种天气和环境条件下，把孩子们安全送到学校。孩子们也许会因为学习而感到像宿醉一样头晕眼花，但是他们会发现数牌比画简笔画难不了多少。